I don't like putting up real pictures of myself -- and I lack the photoshop skills at this moment to alter photos (I know it can't be too hard, I'll learn)-- so I offer this Halloween costume from my college days.
Yes, I'm Albert Einstein. The hair is entirely natural (save for the baby powder) and that, folks, is why I don't brush my hair. I use a wide-toothed comb when it's wet.
I dressed up as one of those N*rfin trolls one year, and another year as Marge Simpson, but I can't find pictures.
In other news, we went to our awesome new tax preparer today, thanks to a recommendation from Shelli. In addition to being very helpful with our issues (joint property, Co's self-employment, I work in a state other than where I live)...we saw M*chelle Hurd at the office. Wow, accountant to the stars! Does that make me one degree from M*riska Hargitay?? oooooooh, swoon......