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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Quotables

My student: "Did your wife have the baby yet?"

(I have never actually used the word wife with them; I said partner.)

Co: "I can feel both of my children, one through my abdomen, and one through my ass."

[Maggie likes to sit behind her while she works, between her butt and the back of the chair.]

2 comments:

Melody said...

Cute and hillarious-- both quotes.

The student probably would have made me cry, though.

I haven't forgotten the package I'm sending you. It's right behind me on my desk all sealed and ready to go. I just CANNOT get out of my freaking office. Flipper will probably be born before you get it.

FosterMommy said...

*LOL* Co's comment cracks me up.